I have the pleasure of meeting Mr. Mone and his work is just superb.
Who doesn't want to read an adventure story about a boy forced to covert with Pirates!
"Correct! Next to him, the old fellows with the eye patches, those would be the One-Eyed Willies. A depressing bunch, really. I'd avoid supping with them if you can, as all they do is talk about their missing eyes, lamenting their loss of depth perception."